Sick At Work

There is nothing worse than sitting at your desk and feeling like crap! I think I'm starting to get sick. I have that drunk feeling going on and I can't seem to keep my focus on these stupid insurance claims. Everytime I get a call I just want to hang up on the person cause I just don't feel like listening to these crazy people complain about how wet their house is. Its 3:15 so only and hour and forty-five minutes left. Jake is for sure gonna be mommy tonight because as soon as I get home, I'm headed straight to bed!

All I want to do right this second is curl up in bed with Kenzie and protect her from the horrible world that we live in!

JOYS OF PARENTING...Kenzie already knows how to work it

Every morning, we have the same routine. Alarm goes off, hit snooze a few times, drag myself out of bed, take the four-legged babies potty, get in the shower, turn Kenzie's light on and open her door, fix my hair, fix my makeup, get dressed, wake Kenzie up, get her dressed, brush her hair, brush her teeth, give her a flintstone and out the door we all go.

Today everything went as usual until I turned on her light, she sat straight up in a wonderful mood and wanted to watch me get ready. At some point, Kenzie left my bathroom and went to hers bringing back her DORA battery operated toothbrush. She wanted me to brush her teeth right that second. I looked down at her and told her she needed to wait until I was done getting ready and then I would get her all situated. I then asked her if she wanted to watch Oso while I got ready. She told me no and asked if she could brush her teeth. Fast forward ten minutes....I have now said no probably 20 times and I tell her if she asks again I'm going to spank her little white butt! Fast forward another ten minutes I am getting dressed at this point and I look down to see Kenzie with her mouth full of who knows what. I ask her what the heck is in her mouth and she gives me this crazy little smile. I KNEW she had toothpaste in her mouth. Of course I pick her up while yelling at her telling her I told her to wait. After she spit the toothpaste in the sink she grins at me and says "DADDY SAID YES!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Of course I go to Jake who is in our closet and start yelling at him telling him I told her no 189789 times! He looks at me and says oh i'm sorry I didn't know.

UGH She is almost three people and way way way to smart for her own good. It's a good thing she is stinking cute or I don't know what I would do.

At lunch today I told my mom the story and she died laughing and told me it was KARMA! I don't know what she is talking about I was a PERFECT daughter especially in my teenage years! HAHA

Easter Candy

Easter candy is by far the best holiday candy! For the next month and a half I have to stay away from any and all grocery stores...I HATE MY LIFE!

Sissy is getting married May 21 and for her sake and her pictures sake I will not be eating any more of these......just as soon I finish the 6 pack I bought yesterday!

So UGLY it's CUTE

We all know that i L O V E my furry babies! I have two big boys and a tiny princess cat...my parents knew from the day I was born that whoever married me would be getting themselves into a life full of fur and loud noise. I have been asking Jake-e-poo for a HAIRLESS CHINESE CRESTED for a long freaking time! Last weekend we almost got one but last minute it fell through so today as I was online I came across this little BEAUTY! I talked to Jake and we are totally doing it (I had to promise NO spending any money for the next little while...stupid i know but hey if it gets me the dog then I'm A OK)

I don't have any pictures of my little guy yet but don't you worry I will post a million soon! Here is what he is going to look like!

This dog is TOTALLY me!

TODAY

Today I went to work like usual...trying to think of a way to drag out actually getting to work. I love hitting traffic. Once I got there I was super annoyed so when the opportunity arose and I was able to leave you better believe I left.

I picked up Kenzie and went home and took a nap. After we got McDonalds and applebee's yummys! I started HCG and the first two days are literally EAT SHIT days so I can build my fat store...except its already pretty built up! Anyways as I am spending the day with my daughter I can't help but think of how cool she is. She plays pretend now...COME ON how friggin cool! We can play babies or store or kitchen or teacher! I had so much fun. I needed today. The weekends are big whirl winds and I never get to enjoy them anymore. Today was the best day I have had in a while...I didn't worry about my house. I didn't worry about work...I didn't even worry about what was supposed to be for dinner (PS totally ate Pizza...told you shit day!) Today was a good day!

In other news Jake and I bought a 2011 Jeep Patriot! Thats right I FINALLY got rid of the malibu! Except there were some awesome memories in that little piece of junk and Kenzie Lynn keeps asking where her car is. Its pretty cute!

And just a quick shout out...Mom and Dad I hope you know that all four of us children that you spawned love you more than anything in this world. There is no telling where I would be today if it had not been for the two of you. Words can't describe how much love and respect I have for the both of you!!